Underwear with an attitude. Wear your opinions where nobody else can read them.
Mid-rise shorts in the softest cotton, printed with one of five phrases that'll set the tone for your entire day before you've even had your first coffee.
Choose your phrase — Productive As Fck, Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again, High Fcking Standards, Ambitious Isn't A Dirty Word, No Risk No Magic*. Pick the one that's true today. Or the one you need to hear most.
Softest cotton mid-rise shorts that sit where they should and stay there all day. Comfortable enough to forget you're wearing them — which, given everything else on your plate, is the least they can do.
Wear them under your work trousers, your favorite jeans, or the silk skirt you save for the days you mean business. You already know what you are. Now it's just in writing.
Fabric & Care
Material 95% cotton, 5% elastane.
Fit
Mid-rise. Silk screen print.
Care Machine wash cold, low heat dry. True to size.
Shipping & Returns
What to expect:
Free shipping on US orders $80+
Delivery typically takes 4-6 business days via UPS.
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link to keep tabs on its journey to you.
Return Policy:
For our usual products, you have 30 days from the day you receive your order to request a return via our returns center.
Final Sale items All items with a label "Final Sale" cannot be returned or refunded. We know, we know. But a good deal is a good deal, and we want to keep them coming. If you're unsure about sizing before you buy, our size guide is right there for a reason — use it, love it, thank us later.
Products must be returned unworn, unwashed, in their original condition with all tags, liners, and hygienic stickers attached.
The hygienic sticker must remain intact for us to accept your return.
Please try on your epoché pieces over your own underwear to ensure the best fit while keeping the hygienic sticker in place.
Wrap a soft measuring tape around your ribcage, exactly where your bra band sits. Make sure the tape is level all the way around, snug but not digging in. Exhale naturally so your ribcage relaxes, then record this number in inches — this is your underband measurement.
Step 2: Bust (Cup Size)
While wearing an unlined bra or thin tank top, wrap the tape around the fullest part of your bust. Keep the tape level and comfortably snug (not compressing the tissue). Record this number in inches — this is your bust measurement.
Band size
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Cup size (overbust by band)
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inches
inches
Enter your measurements to find your size.
Sizing is based on Epoché's own chart. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Reach out if you're unsure — we'll help.
Cotton Triangle Bra
Size Charts
Size guide
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cm
cm
Enter your measurements to find your size.
Sizing is based on Epoché's own chart. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Reach out if you're unsure — we'll help.
Wrap a soft measuring tape around your ribcage, exactly where your bra band sits. Make sure the tape is level all the way around, snug but not digging in. Exhale naturally so your ribcage relaxes, then record this number in inches — this is your underband measurement.
Step 2: Bust (Cup Size)
While wearing an unlined bra or thin tank top, wrap the tape around the fullest part of your bust. Keep the tape level and comfortably snug (not compressing the tissue). Record this number in inches — this is your bust measurement.
Band size
|
Cup size (overbust by band)
|
inches
inches
Enter your measurements to find your size.
Sizing is based on Epoché's own chart. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Reach out if you're unsure — we'll help.
Cotton Triangle Bra
Size Charts
Size guide
|
|
cm
cm
Enter your measurements to find your size.
Sizing is based on Epoché's own chart. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Reach out if you're unsure — we'll help.